Knock. Knock. The sounds resounded on the office door and I knew it to be either my newest secretarial endeavor (Bob Chang, a young Chinese man studying Personal Management at Maryville University with Brady Griffith) or my latest client. I was hoping it was my latest client because I needed some more money to find my latest exciting person pleasure. (I’m buying Pluto and registering it as a legit planet).
I was in luck. In walked Heather VanHofflespiffersmitchbaumgaurtner, a tilted German woman with hair the length of Victoria Falls. She was in need of an Australian Mate.
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“Okay, sounds like a dealio.” I took note of her sixties lingo. She pranced out with a fake limp and I pulled out my owl-stricken Mac book.
I Googled Hot Australian Men and bingo Heather VanHofflespiffersmitchbaumgaurtner has two very perfect possibilities. (Hugh Jackmen and Val Kilmer in a batsuit)
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Time to arrange another party. Where was this one to be? Probably my newest residence (Down Under) and I'd throw a Kangeroo Hunt.....
To Be Continued......
