How to Maintain Class in an Emergency : Top 10 Scaries

I have found that being a true lady of class doesn't have much to do with when all is fine and dandy, but what you do during a freakish, uncontrolled emergency of dire circumstances.

1. The Infamous Shoe Breakage

Be a lady: don't start screaming...correct your posture & faint if a strong, handsome young rogue is approaching. Consider traffic & the possibilities of death.



2. Food in Teeth

Close mouth, smile (mouth shut) & don't probe with your tongue. Excuse yourself through sign-language & hurry to the powder room.






3. Riiiiip: rest in peace stocking!

Pretend it never happened and chances are no one will notice....but just in case (JIC) carry another pair of tights, stockings, or hose in your bag. A classy lady is always prepared







4. Stain on clothing

Unfortunately, this ugly duckling was made this way.....

My Suggestion....

Bring a stylish overcoat or poncho with you. Be the MacGyver Woman. Be prepared for anything.






5. Sweat Stains: Most Awkward Unfortunate Mishap....

Keep those arms down and bring a mini blow dryer....as the one below...

6. Dirty Nails:
Don't chew, lick, or try to remove dirt unless inside the confines of a restroom. We are not descended of apes, girls!

7. Smudgy Eyes = Panda Eyes = You wear your heart on your sleeve...or face...

Keep some nice, easy on the skin, facial tissues with moisture in your purse & never rub your eyes with your hands! it just causes it to go EVERYWHERE!

8. Run out of gasoline on the road...

Always carry some cash for some gas, A handwritten thank you note, ready to be addressed & a gas can....and if you're really fortunate...He'll stop & help you...like he did with me...

9. Runny Nose...

Keep some soft, floral tissues on you at all times, and probably some nose concealer...








10. You're cut & bleeding..

Self-Explanatory....

Now remember, life will continually plague you. Chin up, no complaining, and seize every situation. Who knows....you might just meet your Prince Charming.....or a creeper...but either way, you can capably handle yourself like a classy lady.

I (Heart) Vintage

Every year growing up, I would promise myself I'd learn to sew. Time after time, summer after summer, I put off the task of educating myself in the ways of the seamstress. Now I am an old gal of eighteen and cannot sew hardly a button. Though I do like to dream and drool over other people's tasteful creations.

So, sit back and help yourself to some chai and please, enjoy this small slideshow of what I would sew "If" I could sew.

Shop Reinvintage

Talk about some style. 

Check out Modcloth & Enjoy!

I give full permission for you
to buy this for me!

Pretty Sassy Stuff

Etsy!

Lace Affairs

And last but not least, a true vintage clothing store all at your finger tips. Only the darn site wouldn't let me advertise! Free advertising and still no takers. Hahaha.

Please, enjoy, and end me all the cute dresses you want!