How to Maintain Class in an Emergency : Top 10 Scaries

I have found that being a true lady of class doesn't have much to do with when all is fine and dandy, but what you do during a freakish, uncontrolled emergency of dire circumstances.

1. The Infamous Shoe Breakage

Be a lady: don't start screaming...correct your posture & faint if a strong, handsome young rogue is approaching. Consider traffic & the possibilities of death.



2. Food in Teeth

Close mouth, smile (mouth shut) & don't probe with your tongue. Excuse yourself through sign-language & hurry to the powder room.






3. Riiiiip: rest in peace stocking!

Pretend it never happened and chances are no one will notice....but just in case (JIC) carry another pair of tights, stockings, or hose in your bag. A classy lady is always prepared







4. Stain on clothing

Unfortunately, this ugly duckling was made this way.....

My Suggestion....

Bring a stylish overcoat or poncho with you. Be the MacGyver Woman. Be prepared for anything.






5. Sweat Stains: Most Awkward Unfortunate Mishap....

Keep those arms down and bring a mini blow dryer....as the one below...

6. Dirty Nails:
Don't chew, lick, or try to remove dirt unless inside the confines of a restroom. We are not descended of apes, girls!

7. Smudgy Eyes = Panda Eyes = You wear your heart on your sleeve...or face...

Keep some nice, easy on the skin, facial tissues with moisture in your purse & never rub your eyes with your hands! it just causes it to go EVERYWHERE!

8. Run out of gasoline on the road...

Always carry some cash for some gas, A handwritten thank you note, ready to be addressed & a gas can....and if you're really fortunate...He'll stop & help you...like he did with me...

9. Runny Nose...

Keep some soft, floral tissues on you at all times, and probably some nose concealer...








10. You're cut & bleeding..

Self-Explanatory....

Now remember, life will continually plague you. Chin up, no complaining, and seize every situation. Who knows....you might just meet your Prince Charming.....or a creeper...but either way, you can capably handle yourself like a classy lady.