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10.25.2011

I'm Going to Be a Princess.....

We as Christians do not celebrate Halloween, but we do enjoy dressing up at social events this time of year! I have decided to be your complete guide  to what to dress up as!

Here are my suggestions:

Audrey Hepburn:
Key Essentials: a long cig holder, a little black dress, an updo, and make sure you work those dramatic eyes!
Coco Chanel
Strings of pearls, a short stylish sweep hairstyle, and of course, a black dress.
Agent 99, dress as a Spy
Sport an undercover jacket, a short bob, and add a spicy 60's dress underneath. Don't forget your gun.
Esther, go Bible Babe

What an honour! Add eastern bling and some dark eyes, a full dress with lots of flow. Of course gold, silver, rubies, and diamonds!
Mary Todd Lincoln, wife of the prez

A beautiful Dr. Quinn-style dress with some flowers, make sure to pack your hoop skirt!
The Indian Princess, Pocahontas

Long hair, lots of dark long hair, a scampy little deer-skin dress and a blue feath necklace with pendant, maybe a pouch and of course, a talking racoon.
Snow White (maybe you'll be lucky enough to find seven men to follow you around in beards and hunting attire.
Carry a bluebird, sing into wells, and bake pies.
Taylor Swift
Depends on what Swift persona you're attempting, but dye your hair blond and croone with an accent
Dr. Quinn; Medicine Woman
A western skirt and blouse, boots, and a doctor's bag, a braid really completes the image....and a tanned, buff, rugged, mountain man.....
Queen Elisabeth II
Crown, millions in jewels, and some red lips!
Dear Reader:

These are the first ideas to come to my poor dilapidated mind. If you don't approve of my ideas, just Google Coolest Holloween Costumes Ever, and voila, you get half naked guy in a pizza box, Eve (very sketchy..), and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Of course, if none of these really spark your imagination....you can ALWAYS dress up as me. Laurel Bader.

Ingredients for Laurel Costume:
1. a tattoo of Laurel Hearts Keaton on the left arm.
2. bow earrings made from silver
3. bugbites, scrapes, scars, and scabs on every inch of your legs
4. a hopeless, dreamy, distracted state of eyes.
5. And last but not least, no shoes.




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